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SCRAPPERS LOST AND FOUND, “INJURY THINGY” OK'd
MYRTLE BEACH, SC—The owners bash goes online for a second straight year. Prior to the start, Foys Sam Dyson became the first player to violate the BVL's #letsplayMeToo policy. Ironically, Foys reveal new slogan: Your Time Is Up! ¶ A chat on cryptocurrency breaks out after Foys suggest shekel change. The arethaem, after Aretha Franklyn, is supported; also Beans or Peanuts. ¶ Missing Scrappers delay April 5 start. Rumor that they’re on the container ship, the EverGreen, surfaces. A fake image shows Scrappers floating in the Suez Canal, Freddie Freeman drowning. "He can walk on water," said owner Mr. Andy Wong, noting Freeman is The Chose One. Banksville haters joke Dogs are like containers stacked above board. "They're the first to go overboard in an emergency,” said a Dog hater. Bip chimes in: Mike Trout is old news. ¶ Presidents approve injury thresholds and Toronto’s request for playing in Buffalo. Brooklyn announces 1950 remodeling using rubble from the imploded Kennel (singles 1-2, homers 1-6). ¶ Mr. Adam Goldberg votes “Yes” for the Jim Lonborg Off-Season Injury Chart "injury thingy.” Also, players can now play out of position in the 13th inning. ¶ Mr. Robert Emrich and Mr. Goldberg give State of the BVL speeches. "The BVL remains one of the most fantastic joys in the world," said Mr. Emrich, in part. Mr. Goldberg made old men weep. ”The BVL goes strong,” he said. “Even if miles and miles separates us, the bonds keep us close!” ¶ The champion New England Hawks are introduced. "It is with great honor to represent this league as its champion," Dylan Simonds said. "I can now say my father has been properly avenged after six longs years of preparation.” ¶ Scrappers are found, bash lasts 16 days, 1949 begins.
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